Beynimden Kalbime bir Dilekçe

We chose to have your heart opened by the Love office as a part of our selective checks for prohibited goods which are sometimes concealed in infection of desperation.

This is the only reason it was opened and we assure you that the point of correspondence is always respected, as your lover should require the sentence which would require courage to say that in the particular right time.

The Love Law, paragraph 5 and subsection B, requires the Love Office to produce to us some samples of desperation with some lazyness and if necessary to distibute them amongns the brain. Authority for this is contained in Regulations 11 and 12 of the Love Packets sent from Heart to Brain started as May 2007.

Thank you for your Precious time,

Your Love Office,
resides in your brain - preferably right side.